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Dance of the flaming arseholes

 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:13 am    Post subject: Dance of the flaming arseholes Reply with quote

Does anyone from Chatham Band circa 69/71 time remember a certain individual with a strong cockney accent and black-rimmed glasses performing the above ritual dance, usually at the drop of hat, followed by his trousers?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm struggling here for a name Phil, was he always very well dressed and sometimes mistaken for the man in charge?

The sort of man who'd be speaking to a barmaid very civilly, then walk away with his pint in his hand - and his trousers round his ankles?

I only heard dits, that's how I got to know about your wasp/bee swatting episode!  
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:17 am    Post subject: The strange case of the dance of the flaming..... Reply with quote

This guy was quite short if I remember him right.  The Dance of the Flaming Arseholes (TDFA) involved him baring his buttocks upon which, on either cheek he had a letter tattooed: 'W' - so that (in his mind anyway) when he bent over double the word WOW was formed!  He would then proceed to light a newspaper taper, stick it up the said orifice and dance around with what sounded like red indian war whoops.  

I don't know about well-dressed - that isn't what has stayed in my memory about him lol!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't be Albert Hill would it?




He had numerous tatoos on his ar$e including the W's. Obviously not very clear in this piccy but he was well known for his This Old Hat Of Mine routine.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:55 am    Post subject: Now there's a sight... Reply with quote

Now there's a site for sore eyes!  It was indeed Albert Hall.  I havn't seen that backside for over 40 years and not a day too long lol!  What ever happened to him Ginge?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember that certain dance well

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:37 pm    Post subject: Arghhhh Reply with quote

Albert had absolutely no scruples did he?  He would perform whenever wherever - despite myself I have been chuckling almost non-stop for the past hour or so remembering this guy...
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Now there's a sight... Reply with quote

boxerphil wrote:
Now there's a site for sore eyes!  It was indeed Albert Hall.  I havn't seen that backside for over 40 years and not a day too long lol!  What ever happened to him Ginge?


Haven't seen him for a while but he was always a regular at reunions/All Stars.

Was there an Albert Hill and an Albert Hall (not the RAH) or was Albert Hall Albert Hill's obvious nickname? (Try sayind this sentence when you're pi$$ed.   )
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:59 pm    Post subject: ah thats sounds right Reply with quote

I think it was Albert Hill now you mention it.  Dunno if there was a separate Albert Hall?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:15 pm    Post subject: Re: ah thats sounds right Reply with quote

boxerphil wrote:
I think it was Albert Hill now you mention it.  Dunno if there was a separate Albert Hall?


Another piccy of Albert




George Simpson, Your Truly, Robbie Roberts, Albert Hill, Pete Selby.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep that's him - took a while to see him from the front but never say never!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: ah thats sounds right Reply with quote

boxerphil wrote:
I think it was Albert Hill now you mention it.  Dunno if there was a separate Albert Hall?


Just looked through an All Stars list and confirmed there is an Albert Hall, Bass Player while Albert Hill, (in the piccy) was a trombonist.  
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

reunions weren't the same without Albert Hill doing this old hat.... I believe he passed on some time ago.
Albert Hall is a bass player in the RMA band, and ex Bandmaster... he was always referred to as "Abstract Hall", which could not be further from the truth... a good musician and a gentelman.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lesbryan wrote:
I remember that certain dance well


This pic is of booties in Bugis Street Singapore, circa 1967



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