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Caretaker Guest
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:26 am Post subject: Dates |
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In the interests of safety and security could I remind all members NEVER to reveal specific dates that they will be away from their homes on holiday or for any other reason. It is never a good idea to advertise to the world that your homes will be empty. It is easy to forget when chatting to friends in here that the whole world can see.  |
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lesbryan Captain DOM


Joined: 10 Dec 2005 Posts: 2631
Location: Selby n Yorkshire
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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A very sound piece of advice Mr caretaker ||||  _________________ WISDOM IS STRENGH
MANUS HEAC INIMICA TYRANNIS |
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sticky blue AIB Passed

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Location: Peacehaven
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Absolutley -  _________________ I love to cook with wine, sometimes I put it in the food. |
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FFoglamp Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1585
Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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except that we don't know where you live anyway  _________________ | Visit my site | My personal page |
Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare. |
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sticky blue AIB Passed

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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Ahhhhh! but someone might be lurking that's not one of us who know's him (them) who does know where they (him) live - food for thought _________________ I love to cook with wine, sometimes I put it in the food. |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3872
Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:33 am Post subject: |
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| well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway. |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817
Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway. |
My brain hurts after reading that AA
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 5300
Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway. |
..Yes quite.....
None of them would get past the aard-guards anyway....  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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Errol Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 1000
Location: Walmer. Kent
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway. |
So AA your simply saying then, that those who are there, are not all there.
Including yourself I take it.!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3872
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Errol wrote: | | Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway. |
So AA your simply saying then, that those who are there, are not all there.
Including yourself I take it.!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Absolutely.......well done that man.  |
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townsergeant Officer Candidate


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 1937
Location: Great Mongeham
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Just to let you know....I've been away for 5 days but I'm back home now.  _________________ Nill Illigitimi Carborundum |
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ZedHorn Warrant Officer 2

Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 1068
Location: Zummersetshire
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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My brain is not at home at present, not sure when it last checked in and my feet are thinking that a pair of slppers rather than my work shoes would be a nice new home, as for the rest of me... who knows!!! _________________ Horns are for life not just for Christmas... |
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MrJpig PDM


Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 4327
Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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What's with the wooden phallic object that Aaaalice is heading for? _________________ Visit The Hawthorns
I've given up jogging for my health. My thighs rub too much and set fire to my Slinks!! |
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MrJpig PDM


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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: |
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When I go away I just display a picture of my house sitter with the slogan
_________________ Visit The Hawthorns
I've given up jogging for my health. My thighs rub too much and set fire to my Slinks!! |
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Ginge Deary Lance Corporal


Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Posts: 292
Location: Folkestone, FAR South EAST
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:39 am Post subject: DATES |
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AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M. ON THE 7th OF AUGUST 2009 THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE:
04:05:06 07-08-09
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!!
I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this. _________________ Sláinte
Ginge (Arduus Ad Solem)
I can't solve your problems...........but I can be one of them! |
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