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seasoldier · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:15 am Post subject:

Wot Ho Dan,

I suppose "Walts" are easy to spot here .. cos they can't read that wriggly writing & dots and stuff ...

But where does that leave a poor Bootie who failed the audition for Bog roll & Comb ? ... (though I could perform a creditable solo on the SLR) ...

Some of the guys on OAMAAM would love this site & I reckon would have a fair bit of interesting stuff to contribute .. given the esteem in which the Band Service is held ..

Cheers,

Kev.
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admin · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject:

OAM has had some cracking walts as have some of the other forums. The thing they don't realise is that someone always knows someone who was at the place the Walt claims to be at the same time. They try but fail nine times out of ten! The Corps is like a small family and we all know guys older and younger than ourselves.
Before anyone asks I was on the balcony in the Iranian embassy siege, there were 3659 of us all wearing black...
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sticky blue · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject:

....and had guns

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lesbryan · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:43 pm Post subject:

I was the last one in ||.shows you how sacret it was (is )||

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mrbassbone · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

RAB · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:

They were gonna send me on that job as well, but they decided I was much too tough for that sort of work...

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Hornblower · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

Wondered why I didn't see you there Rab...
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RAB · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject:

bootybandy · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject:

I actually shot the head hostage taker 17 times, when asked why 17 times, I replied, "because I ran out of bullets".!!!
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RAB · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject:

bootybandy · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject:

My quote was from the front cover of Private Eye just after the raid....
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RAB · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject:

mrbassbone · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:07 am Post subject:

MrJpig · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:20 am Post subject:

Keep the noise down ...I've been in this OBO for the last 6 months shitting in freezer bags and living on passing rats and you are about to blow my cover.
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Hornblower · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:59 am Post subject:

Why're you freezin' ya turds big man?

What possible use can they be to you or anyone else.....

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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.

Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.

To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him

ITMA!