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Mr Bass Trombone · Corporal Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 438 Location: Spain

Never missed a bar, how about a beat??
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Errol · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

Only miss a beat when they call 'last Orders' Mr B.

Siegfried · Sergeant Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 586 Location: London

...but as you are a Musician - you will be in tune...

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IT'S BEEN A HELLUVA RIDE...

Mr Bass Trombone · Corporal Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 438 Location: Spain

But they don't call last order's now it's 24 hour drinking, wel in some place's anyway but not in sleepy old Deal eh??? Bet you can still get a lock in though???
Be back in a few day's I need to spend a few day's in the old land order me some sun and dry weather please.
Adios no San Miguel, maybe a good old fashioned drop of Real Ale.Mmmmmm.
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bootybandy · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject:

URGENT MISSING REPORT

ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY

ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''

IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F***ING JULY

HERE'S A SKETCH ARTISTS IMPRESSION RELEASED BY THE POLICE TODAY

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Wine is meant to be drunk............I am drunk.............Therefore am I wine??

lesbryan · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:44 am Post subject:

Saw him briefly this morning.but he ran off

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MrJpig · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:10 am Post subject:

Showed his face up here for about 3 hours last night while we had a BBQ. Hasn`t been seen since

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Errol · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:28 am Post subject:

Currently smiling here, but has a dark look about him.

Generally rarer than a Cat IV.

Dan A · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:15 am Post subject:

Hes here....and too hot for winter...i wish he would ferk off.....i like a drop of rain....bit no such luck..ah well thats the BOI for you.
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Errol · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:26 am Post subject:

Hi Dan,
lets hope we get a drop of your sun here later today. The boys are
playing at the memorial bandstand followed by a Beat Retreat.

Len · Term 5s Passed Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 66

Geordie,

good to hear from you after so long.

I'll tell a dit if you tell us about Carlisle Castle and Bulger Smith's mother!!
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Hornblower · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

Ooer - Personally, I think I'd rather use my imagination and make that up!!

Give us some dits anyway Len, go on - you know you want to...

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Mr Bass Trombone · Corporal Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 438 Location: Spain

Twink

mi auld mucker.
Just back from the land where the sun don't shine, not very nice I can tell you but then I don't av to tell you do I. The big yellow glow

in the sky is definately still around, he appears he regulary about 7.30 in the morning and leaves around 9.30

in the evening, dont know where he goes to then it is obviously not to your area??? maybe he goes south to the Antipodes but it is winter there as well.
As you are attending Portsmouth this year I will bottle you some if you like, but do you need it I have heard it said that the sun shines around you all the time from the rear

??
Try to keep smiling surely it has got to improve sometime hasn't it???
Looking forward to seeing you after all this time can I have my tunic back.
Adios mi Amigo.

Hasta Octubre.
MBT.
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