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2nd Clarinet
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| Pompey Rich wrote: | What an extremely smart looking band.  All you need now is a good Drum Major and Corps Of Drums.  |
BTW....
That's 'Exactly' why there is no Drum Major and Corps of Drums.
Music, lad, Music..... no tap tap tapping on tables all day............!
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2nd Clarinet
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:57 am Post subject: Re: Band on the march 09/06/07. |
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I see the local residents are protesting "aboot the din ye are meking", laddie!
Is the rest of the column over the hill in the background?
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2nd Clarinet
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Rab... 
Errol...
jock...
Shame on you all for allowing Mr BT to wind you all up like this.
We went through all this back during the Six Nations Rugby..remember?
So.........
IF IT'S THAT BLOODY GOOD UP THERE, WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP MOVING DOWN HERE?
And just one more.....
England will do better than you lot in the Rugby World Cup which is being held this year in France.....
wait............
oh yes!!!!
Apart form the games being played by Wales in Cardiff (to help them win at least one game) and the game where Scotland are playing at Murryfield (same bloody reason I suspect).
How's that HB & Aaron?
Do you think they'll bite?
Bye
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Hornblower
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:12 am Post subject: |
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They might have if you hadn't been so bloody obvious... 
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2nd Clarinet
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: |
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Obvious to you, me, and 99% of our readers, but.....and it is a big but......,
we are talking about jockanese, so the obvoius isn't always obvious is it?
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Hornblower
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Obviously.
Duh....
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bootybandy
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This is one thread that is going to return and give someone a severe bite on the Ass.. 
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Hornblower
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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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mark peers
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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Men wearing skirts and throwing telegraph poles about can't be right.Don't forget theres the agony bags or strangled cats.
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Hornblower
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I was there.
But by then I was with BRNC.
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RAB
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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 ..OK..Read it all..Not particularly impressed by the level of intelligence portrayed...
But Hey-Ho...Allowances for your geographically imposed subordinance... 
But we STILL sent you Gordon Brown.... 
Careful now folks..I DO know him..... 
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Pompey Rich
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Bloody hell gents. I'm glad I stayed out of that one. However. I have been told that bagpipes were invented in Greece and the kilt was actually invented by an Englishman. Is this true?
PS. Who would like Tony Bliar in exchange for Gordon Brown? Eh, Rab?
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Mr Bass Trombone
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Not only did you send us GB what about the rest of Bloody jockies in government.
Didn't the Queen come to Scotland this week to open your so called parliament, how can you have one of those when all your MPs have been banished to the other side of the wall????.
This is fun it could run for ever, but I expect I will get a good ear bashing from Rab in October, if he ever gets close enough to the bar.
Adios. Hasta Octubre Mi Amigo's.
Luv ya all to bits.
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RAB
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| Mr Bass Trombone wrote: | , but I expect I will get a good ear bashing from Rab in October, if he ever gets close enough to the bar.
Adios. Hasta Octubre Mi Amigo's.
Luv ya all to bits. |
Last reunion I was half pi$$ed on free rum before I got NEAR the bar...
Well, got to keep up the good old Jockanese traditions you know...
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