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RAB
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 Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: Act Of Union |
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On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth...  ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!!     
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MrJpig
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!! |
Name that tune playing in the background 
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Eff
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Location: Brisbane Rd, E10
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: Act of Union |
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Born in Ayr, he was the inventor of the Macadamising system of road making, commonly known as Tarmac. Macadamised road surfaces were adopted throughout Europe and USA and revolutionised road transport....
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Hornblower
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!! |
Luckily for us you're not bitter...
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General Melchett
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Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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Oooh Fraz, like it!
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Baaaaaaaaaaass
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Joined: 02 Mar 2007
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Location: Scotland.
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The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough*
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RAB
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* |
Waaaaaaaaaaah....(with 11 a's)..
Stand by for incoming.....
Seems to be a 'dissin' day....
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Eff
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Location: Brisbane Rd, E10
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* |
Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!!  |
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bootybandy
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Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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| Eff wrote: | | Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
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Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!! |
I believe they're still looking for their greyhounds though!!
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