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A Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Did you see him a few years back doing a celebrity chef Full Monty for Children in Need!?
And his Welsh rarebit with a twist is divine..... _________________
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A Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Diaryroom
Whilst I have been here in the jungle
(and NOT with the uni choir at the catholic cathedral performing Handel oratorios.....)
my handbag was stolen from the changing room at the venue of a concert I was NOT at....being in the jungle and all,
and I have lost:
the handbag Craigyboy bought me,
my wallet
Nelson ID
Uni ID/Building access card
House keys
Work keys
my favourite mascara that never clumped and
my digital camera.
Gutted. _________________
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3871 Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Diary Room
A curse on the toerag
Who nicked A's handbag
May they suffer the pox
And A....change your locks!!!
Sorry to hear that matey.............I hope the scrote involved gets ebola. |
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FFoglamp Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1585 Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Its not for me to come into the diary room, except when i plant challenges. However, I would just like to offer my sympathy to A for the loss of her handbag, which effectively holds a girlies whole wold. It must be like having your arm cut off, sorry to hear it. This is what happens when you wander out of the jungle without permission !!! Chin Up...... _________________ | Visit my site | My personal page |
Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare. |
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ZedHorn Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 1002 Location: Brizol
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: |
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total ar$e about the mascara... good ones are SO hard to come by! I reckon the tea leaf must have been a boy as any female would have left that for you at least!
bad people!!! we could try making you one from palm leaves and coconut husk? alternatively use a hatbox from the next challenge?
Z _________________ Horns are for life not just for Christmas... |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817 Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm back
even if only for a little while if I booted out!
Didn't manage to find the 'strictly' jungle set. What a waste of time, so not sexy sambas with the manly mark.
Next time...
Sorry about your handbag A, 'mare. At least it didn't have your phone in too. |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3871 Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Someone wake me up when its over..... Its a bit like the bus coming back from a gig........wide awake til the last 5 minutes then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817 Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Dear diary room,
its very quiet and subdued in camp today after the departure of A and Zedhorn last night. In fact I'm the only one around, the others are either still in their hammocks or have run off to get away from my cold. I did promise to try not to give it to them, but I don't think they believed me.
I think living in the jungle is starting to get to me, I didn't even manage to put on a matching pair of socks this morning. Maybe I'll go look for a tree to talk to.
laters... |
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 4896 Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Hi folks...Where have I been..??? wellllllllllllllll...where do I start..???
I went for a little stroll in my own little "jungle withtin a jungle" last week, and stumbled upon a bergen obviously left behind by some Special Forces training team. It was full of Smirrnoff and Guiness, and being sooooo thirsty I decided to have "a wee swallie" before bringing the rest back to share with you all.. ..Unfortunately I lost my way somewhat, and by the time I was within striking distance of home base, I had scuppered much more of the loose juice than I had realised... ..What happened after that is just a mental blur on a distant landscape. I do partially remember being rescued by Mr.Jumpig and AA, closely followed by Admin, for which I am eternally grateful.. ...and I have now decided to stick to chewing eucalyptus leaves when I get thirsty..
I must say I'm shocked and somewhat disappointed to see the departure of Z in particular, as at the moment she would have been a great asset, not only to me, but also to the remainder of the jungaleers who may at some point bite the forbidden fruit...
Now.. where's me scran and ma wa'er..???????  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817 Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Don't bite me Rab, I'm not tasty!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*runs away as quickly as a little fruit can* |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817 Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Shhhh, Shhhh
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
der-ner-ner-nerrrrrrrr
.....some drunken awol camper starts chasing you looking for a bite!!!!
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 4896 Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Apricot wrote: | :
.....some drunken awol camper starts chasing you looking for a bite!!!!
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Fear not my sweet forbidden fruit,
I'm rather off my diet,
In gay abandon you may play
I will not cause a riot
'Tis bundy that my tastebuds need
With rice and nans aplenty,
So apricots I will not munch,
Besides.. You're in your twenties..  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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Apricot Bugle Major


Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 817 Location: somewhere nearby
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | Besides.. You're in your twenties..  |
Are you trying to say fruits of a certain age are shriveled and wrinkly????????  |
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 4896 Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Apricot wrote: | Are you trying to say fruits of a certain age are shriveled and wrinkly????????  |
..Quite the opposite my dear..'Tis I who has the wrinkles and I ain't going down the "shriveled" road..  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2555 Location: Portsmouth
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