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tazwhit
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| Yeah especially when its the pongo's out drinking lol |
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bootybandy
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Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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If you have to "Grip" someone, it might as well be a Percy.....   
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2nd Clarinet
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Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Or a yank with a big fat wallet, a beautiful wife and an essence daughter!!!
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RAB
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Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | | Or a yank with a big fat wallet, a beautiful wife and an essence daughter!!! |
Not necessarily in that order....
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mrbassbone
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Joined: 10 Feb 2006
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Location: Orlando, FL USA
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| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | | Or a yank with a big fat wallet, a beautiful wife and an essence daughter!!! |
I don't have a big fat wallet. In fact...mine is filled with "papers" and cards with little if none of the "spending variety". I do have a wife <of course I think she is beautiful...have to say that or she will bean me>. My "kids" are of the avian variety. 'Teals and Conures.
As they say...musicians ARE strange "birds". |
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sticky blue
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Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: Over the hills and far, far away
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| Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | | Or a yank with a big fat wallet, a beautiful wife and an essence daughter!!! |
and own's a bar -
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Mr Bass Trombone
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Location: Spain
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I suppose one must ask the question  Just what does a wife do when she BEANS her man. Strange bed fellows these Yanks.
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mrbassbone
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Location: Orlando, FL USA
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| Mr Bass Trombone wrote: | | I suppose one must ask the question Just what does a wife do when she BEANS her man. Strange bed fellows these Yanks. |
I would rather her BEAN me over the head with a pillow or something than WHACK at me with one of her REED KNIVES. |
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sticky blue
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Location: Over the hills and far, far away
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It would stiiiiiing! somewhat if she was to bean you with a reed knife
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MrJpig
Major DOM
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Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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J/MUSN SHELTON...Just noticed that you are on line at 1719 hrs!!! Why aren`t you pressing , bulling or polishing something LADDY...or at least havin yer tea??  |
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RAB
Light Division Bulge Major
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| MrJpig wrote: | | J/MUSN SHELTON...Just noticed that you are on line at 1719 hrs!!! Why aren`t you pressing , bulling or polishing something LADDY...or at least havin yer tea?? |
DOHhhh..JP...  ..His batman's cleaning his gear, and the butler's away collecting his gourmet tea...
They have a much better class of person in RMB now...(apparently)
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General Melchett
Corps Bandmaster
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Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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I've given in mate, I'm sick of dripping at the instructors. I really am!
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Pompey Rich
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Location: Isle Of Wight
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Aren't the instructors a bit like managers? There for the challenge and somewhat getting one over on them. In other words disobeying when they're not looking?
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MrJpig
Major DOM
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Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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I think you are confusing your customers (also mine) with (what should be) well trained well rounded individuals that do as they are told when they are told.
A quality that puts The Royal Marines head and shoulders above the rest.
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Aaron Aardvark
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Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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| SHELTON!!!! Im watching you. Get cleaning!!! |
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