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| Botty |
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25% |
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| Pumpy |
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4% |
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| Les |
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0% |
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| Rab |
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12% |
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| Aaron |
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16% |
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| GF |
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20% |
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| A |
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8% |
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| Geeky |
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4% |
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| Vic |
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4% |
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| Zed |
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4% |
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FFoglamp
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Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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 Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: I'm A Forum Member - Get Me Out Of Here ! |
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I think we should run our own "jungle" programme. This is the virtual online fantasy programme where we imagine 5 guys and 5 gals from the forum living together in the jungle and see how they get on, and do some tasks which us, the other forum members vote for.
So, the presenters (Ant & Dec) will be myself and Hornblower - we used to commentate on Montague Cup matches !
The naff programme on itv afterwards could be presented by Mr.Jumpig
(a truly funny person), and the tasks and trials could be dreamed up by the producer - Deli.
So here they are, just parachuting in to the jungle.............
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BOOTY BANDY
POMPEY RICH
LES BRYAN
RAB THOMSON
AARON AARDVARK
GREENFAIRY
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GEEKY GIRL
VIC SHAW
ZED HORN
....... and the first bush tucker trial. There is a barbecue with 10 sausages on it, and 10 naked ex drum majors wandering around. You have to get a sausage, catch a DM and shove it up his ar$e, to get a star.
Every star is a meal.
But, who do you want to do this task tomorrow ? Only YOU can vote !!!
2 days !..........use the poll or post here.
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FFoglamp
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Thats 3 votes already, but where is my co - presenter ? Stu, where are you ? 
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FFoglamp
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WOW !! as at midnight its Botty in the lead with 36% of the vote.... and still no Hornblower to join me on here. ! 
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Hornblower
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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With 3 others on 16% (GF, Rab and A) the competition is wide open!
Who do YOU want to see do the first bush tucker trial? Come on it must be worth your vote to see one of our forummers sticking a hot sausage up the nether regions of our own tame(ish) drummy - you know it makes sense, VOTE NOW!!!!
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Hornblower
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ROFLMFHO!!!
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windypipes
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At least im not on the list!
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Dan A
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Wait up you ba$tards....you forgot to say the down side of this trial....is..if anyone tries to sort me with a sausage again I will punch their lights out!!!!!.........whos up for it now!!!!.....or better still turn the tables and whip a quick chorizo up their duckrun!!!!...thats a better challenge...shaft the Drum major before he shafts you!!!!
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MrJpig
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| Dan A wrote: | Wait up you ba$tards....you forgot to say the down side of this trial....is..if anyone tries to sort me with a sausage again I will punch their lights out!!!!!.........whos up for it now!!!!.....or better still turn the tables and whip a quick chorizo up their duckrun!!!!...thats a better challenge...shaft the Drum major before he shafts you!!!!
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FFoglamp
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Come on, then only one more day left, get your votes in. Botty leading from Rab and GF. Slightly harder now as one of the naked DM's has gone renegade and will fight back (see above), once he's talked the others around you get 10 of them chasing you.
OH MY GOD, a daisy chain of sausages !!!!
Remember you can't phone or text, but use your keyboard on this thread to register your vote if not done so. 15 in so far.
Next challenge is, we want you the innocent bystanding forummer to set the next bush tucker trial. So, give me some ideas, what do you think Stu ?
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townsergeant
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: |
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I thought it was a vote for who you'd like to see in the Jungle Shower? 
Guess who I voted for? And it isn't Botty!
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Hornblower
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| FFoglamp wrote: | | Next challenge is, we want you the innocent bystanding forummer to set the next bush tucker trial. So, give me some ideas, what do you think Stu ? |
Well, me little ol' black creepy crawly thing (Ant  ) I'm not exactly what you'd term as 'innocent' or 'bystander' (nothing to see here, move on please!) but I'll put on me thinkin' cap and try to come up with summat. But I have to warn you that I normally employ people to think for me so it might be diff.
I'm only here for my charm, charisma and obvious good looks. (Which is why no Aardvarks were invited - smelly hairly things. Yeugh)
Back to you Ffoggy -
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FFoglamp
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Well, my old piece of flooring (Deck) , I have a few things up the sleeve for the contestants. Admin "blew in my ear" (Yeuchh, have to empty it now), with a few good uns. My fave so far has to be Billy and the jungle shower ? Unfortunately this isn't going to run for weeks (as opposed to ITV), and we will have to think about eliminating forummers soon ?
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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not sure i'm gonna win this one (or is that lose) but I can be on standby for medical emergencies with rubber gloves and a light source if necessary!!!  band by the left quick 'bend over'!
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