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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1618 Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Square root of minus 1? |
Square root of minus 1 is i
Who knew that A level maths would come in handy on a marine band forumi  _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
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2nd Clarinet Acting Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1397 Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:06 am Post subject: |
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greenfairy
Wrong.......!!!!!
A Level? This is 11 plus school work!
Back to your reference books gf
Try again (you were close) _________________ .
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2nd Clarinet Acting Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1397 Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Apologies to greenfairy
He is right!!!!!!
the answer is i
Well done and sorry for the previous message  _________________ .
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MrJpig Major DOM


Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 3869 Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: |
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Apologies to greenfairy
He is right!!!!!!
| HE ?????? _________________ Visit The Hawthorns
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2nd Clarinet Acting Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1397 Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| MrJpig wrote: | | 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Apologies to greenfairy
He is right!!!!!!
| HE ?????? |
Yes..........He!!!!!! _________________ .
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Mr Bass Trombone Corporal


Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 406 Location: Spain
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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Those dogends that did the trip to Tasmania drank an awful lot of Bruce Juice on the Quantas flight from Heathrow, tasted an awful lot like g&t to me, I do recall that Bruce was not very happy at being asked for a Juice Bruce, but as we all know Aussies Boys Make More Noise Becuase they Play With Tonka Toys. can any old Chatham dogend recall where that was scribbed???? _________________ Mr bass trombone |
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2nd Clarinet Acting Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1397 Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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I must aplogise to greenfairy and others
I am of the old school D.O.B. 1954
When I was 'in' when there were no females in the Band Service
This will explain why I sometimes refer to people in the vernacular of my time.
e.g Him and He
I know, I know.........not very PC!
Thanks Andy for pointing this out.
I'll march myself into the DOMs office and accept his punishment. _________________ .
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2nd Clarinet Acting Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1397 Location: An exotic beach fronted abode in the Carribean
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Well Done MH!!!!
You are right.
The term was first applied by Fleet Band travelling to Austrailia in 1977 on the Quantas flight which took errrrrrrr.......a bloody long time. This flight included 4 stop overs in other countries to re-fuel and to let passengers on or off.
Every time this happened, the Quantas 'Boys' and girls of the flight crew would offer everyone Austrailian Orange Juice.
Even if you were asleep, they would nudge you and offer Juice.
After 20 hours of this, the term 'Bruce Juice' came into effect for OJ.
There are lots of Dits for this and the return flight and the stay in Hobart for the Tattoo.
Another time................. _________________ .
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Hornblower Staff Officer


Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3234 Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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TFFT!
Irony? Maybe...
Sarcasm? Gettin' closer... _________________ I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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FFoglamp Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1585 Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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This "bruce juice" is definitely a RAF thing. We had the same thing on the way to Hong Kong (Fleet band of course) 1983 ? (Did I get the year right Mr.Jumpig ?) NON STOP OJ, even when you were asleep. The crab split trolley dollys just poured it in mid snore !!!!
We only had one stopover, and that was Columbo. Smelly humid airport with the Michael Jackson 5000 pressed against the perimeter fence.
Anyway, just to cram a few more reflections/observations/dits into one thread, does anyone remember the Gib trips in a Hercules. We used to get OJ in those frozen pyramid shaped cartons, issued with the ear defenders !!!!!!!! Aarghhh !  _________________ | Visit my site | My personal page |
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sticky blue Corps Bandmaster

Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1707 Location: Over the hills and far, far away
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:32 am Post subject: |
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| FFoglamp wrote: | This "bruce juice" is definitely a RAF thing. We had the same thing on the way to Hong Kong (Fleet band of course) 1983 ? (Did I get the year right Mr.Jumpig ?) NON STOP OJ, even when you were asleep. The crab split trolley dollys just poured it in mid snore !!!!
| Quote: | | We only had one stopover, and that was Columbo | . Smelly humid airport with the Michael Jackson 5000 pressed against the perimeter fence.
Anyway, just to cram a few more reflections/observations/dits into one thread, does anyone remember the Gib trips in a Hercules. We used to get OJ in those frozen pyramid shaped cartons, issued with the ear defenders !!!!!!!! Aarghhh !  |
and there was no booze bar in the Airport - the only way to get a beer was to buy a slab from the shop and share the tinnies out, we weren't allowed to take beer on the Aircraft so it had to be drunk first (shame) the beer was warm but hell, any port in a storm _________________ Malcolm (Tommo) Thomas ex sticky blue
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bootybandy Major DOM


Joined: 07 Nov 2005 Posts: 3797 Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| sticky blue wrote: |
Anyway, just to cram a few more reflections/observations/dits into one thread, does anyone remember the Gib trips in a Hercules. We used to get OJ in those frozen pyramid shaped cartons, issued with the ear defenders !!!!!!!! Aarghhh !  |
I think they were called Jubblys......or at least they were when I was a nipper.....  _________________ Wine is meant to be drunk............I am drunk.............Therefore am I wine??
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lesbryan Officer Under Training


Joined: 10 Dec 2005 Posts: 2304 Location: Selby n Yorkshire
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: |
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I remember jubbly's.In a triangular carton.we used to buy them frozen near where i lived  _________________ WISDOM IS STRENGH
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Mr Bass Trombone Corporal


Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 406 Location: Spain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Columbo. There a place not to forget the only Crimbo spent on distant shores in 25 years of service Columbo Crimbo 1960, but New Year 60/61 Singapore MUCH BETTER.  _________________ Mr bass trombone |
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FFoglamp Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1585 Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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YEP !!! They were called Jubblys when I was a mere sproglet too. But the RAF nicked the idea, and it seemed to be exclusive to Hercs in the 80's, for some strange reason.
I remember you getting the beer in Columbo airport, Tommo !
By the way, wouldn't want to spend more time than I had to in Columbo. Hard luck Mick.
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