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bootybandy
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Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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| lesbryan wrote: | I would always have another and another "BUT ALWAYS CARRIED A PLASTIC BAG IN MY POCKET " just in case and then lam it whenever i could   |
Nothings changed there Les. Only now it's called a catheter.
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lesbryan
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Location: Selby n Yorkshire
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No your right booty when i think the things we got up to when going on the pŁ$s on bus trips and so on good times. Thoughyou lot went all over to gigs and the like .I dont think i could have done do it going on nights out and a few duty trips far enough 
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Hornblower
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Apricot wrote: | | Oh I'm quite sure you never encouraged them or joined in with the extra drinking. |
Absolutely spot on there Apricot!
I was one of the few good boys.
Oh yes - I took some stick from the rough at the back but found it was good character building material.
The likes of Rab, Tommo, Aa Aa, Botty, Jumpig et al tried their very best to indoctrinate me into their evil ways - but I resisted!!
I was in the Royal Corps for the music, not their thinly disguised organised thuggery, which they preferred to call cameraderie...
(Come to think of it, maybe I did indulge in the odd beer on the odd occasion - but nothing extreme you understand?) 
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Dan A
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WASH YOUR MOUTH OU HORNBLOWER...NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU IF YOU TELL LIES!!!
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Hornblower
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Ooops! Sorry Dan, you are of course right in your assessment of my blemished character... 
I was trying to put a bit of spin on my obvious virtuousness by suggesting that I tried to join in the mayhem organised by the bad boys - but you saw through my feeble attempts at acquiescence.
Not a drop passed my lips and I indeed didn't try the demon alcohol.
I'm sorry I lied and promise it won't happen again.
I so wish I could be accepted into the big boy's club... 
Please like me fellow thread members? 
It's important to be liked - even just a little bit! Do you like me Dan? I like you.
Honest - would I lie to you? 
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RAB
Light Division Bulge Major
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| Hornblower wrote: | | Do you like me Dan? I like you. Honest - would I lie to you? |
You just did matey...
Don't worry mucker, ..Jesus loves you...(this I know)...
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General Melchett
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Joined: 08 Dec 2005
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Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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Carry on Jesus.......
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RAB
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  ..I refrained from the use of the word God, as this may have implied that some obscure Drum Major past or present may have found a miniscule detail remotely likeable about our trusty old Hornblower. Now I'm sure I'm not being disrespectful to our Old Mucker... 
It's just that the truth DOES sometimes hurt....
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Hornblower
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OUCH!!!!
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RAB
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| Hornblower wrote: | | OUCH!!!! |
Now don't go throwing your mute out of the pram mucker....
You KNOW we're always here for ya..!!!
AND with the lack of carpets and the introduction of laminate flooring (very Church style), you probERBly wouldn't escape 2nd time around...
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Hornblower
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