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bootybandy
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Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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Yup!!!!
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RAB
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| Apricot wrote: | | euuuwww, that's pretty gross guys |
 ...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Those are only the mild and censored stories Apricot.... 
I'm saying nuffing...... 
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sticky blue
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Location: Over the hills and far, far away
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| bootybandy wrote: | | Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | I have just had a flashback too. Can the bulger responsible for jettisoning a bog full of shite from a moving coach on the motorway please come forward and spin the dit. |
That could be one of many Double Aa. Although the warm bottle of Lucozade out of the skylight was the norm for coaches without heads, or | Quote: | | lifting the trap door in the aisle of the coach to ditch gash |
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Making sure you missed the prop shaft - - otherwise golden showers all round
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townsergeant
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Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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Location: Great Mongeham
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Of course, we mostly served during the era of no on-board facilities!
(That's bogs, to you and me!)
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MJ
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: Re: Hello |
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| bootybandy wrote: | | Hello, my name is Brian, and I'm an alcoholic. |
LMAO |
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Apricot
Bugle Major
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Posts: 817
Location: somewhere nearby
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | Apricot wrote: | | euuuwww, that's pretty gross guys |
...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Those are only the mild and censored stories Apricot....
I'm saying nuffing...... |
There are times I feel distinctly lucky not to have joined up and missed this kind of fun...  |
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Hornblower
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Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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Hey Apricot!
I can tell you it was no fun OK?
There was always a bit of 'us and them' going on when we needed to stop for a pee and of course the 'them' were in charge of the driver!!
If the boss didn't want to stop, he didn't...
So at the back of the bus you had the bad boys who had found some way of getting an extra couple of pints to throw down their necks and now needed to off-load it.
I spent many an uncomfortable hour breaking my neck for a pit stop. Some couldn't (wouldn't?) wait and had to find any way they could to get it out of their system.
I was never the type of person who could use a bottle, but I can assure you there were many that could - and did.
And yes, the floor panels were removed - it was a bit un-nerving to see the prop shaft spinnning. I couldn't personally use that method either - a bit shy don't you know!!! 
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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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Apricot
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Location: somewhere nearby
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I believe you!
Being a shy girly type myself, it wouldn't have been my idea of fun. You have my sympathies, although some might say the bad boys brought it on themselves by having the extra pints in the first place |
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Hornblower
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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...some might say the bad boys brought it on themselves by having the extra pints in the first place |
Oh I agree wholeheartedly with you Apricot!
I told those bad boys! I used to say to them, "Stop being such bad boys, drinking all that alcohol - you know you'll need to stop for a waz and then where will you be when the good old boss won't stop?"
But would they listen to me?
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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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Apricot
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sticky blue
Corps Bandmaster
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: Over the hills and far, far away
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| Hornblower wrote: | | Apricot wrote: |
...some might say the bad boys brought it on themselves by having the extra pints in the first place |
Oh I agree wholeheartedly with you Apricot!
I told those bad boys! I used to say to them, "Stop being such bad boys, drinking all that alcohol - you know you'll need to stop for a waz and then where will you be when the good old boss won't stop?"
But would they listen to me? |
you don't 'arf know 'ow to tell 'em Stuey  - Quite - Shy - reserved person that you are
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Hornblower
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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You got it Malc!
You know me better than I realised!!!! 
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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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Hornblower
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Apricot wrote: | | mare |
x2!!!!
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I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.
Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.
To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
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Apricot
Bugle Major
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Posts: 817
Location: somewhere nearby
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| Oh I'm quite sure you never encouraged them or joined in with the extra drinking. |
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lesbryan
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Location: Selby n Yorkshire
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I would always have another and another "BUT ALWAYS CARRIED A PLASTIC BAG IN MY POCKET " just in case and then lam it whenever i could
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