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ZedHorn · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:

hey GF wait for me... maybe we could hijack a couple of cornish sportscars for some round the camp races!!! See Aaron trying to escape the digger bucket on the front of a big yellow one, his little legs won't run that fast!!! we could leave him up in it for hours!!! more curled up fried eggs and plonk for us!

Z
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A · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject:

windypipes · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject:

Oooh

Do tell 'A'

FFoglamp · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

We actually built this place for safety, and are keeping a constant vigil for Spiders and Snakes !

However, the producers of the show would like to apologise for the unforeseen infestation of Slappers and Pipes !

If you can just avoid the diary room for an hour, we'll fumigate !!!!

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Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.

FFoglamp · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:41 am Post subject:

OK now to come back in !

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Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.

ZedHorn · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:

Morning all.. story time over so what fun can we look forward to the rest of the weekend???

Anyone for a spot of tennis?

rounders?? we can use the corks and the wine bottles!!! blue peter styleeee

Z xx
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A · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

A · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:47 pm Post subject:

Anyway, dear diary room.

Getting a bit perturbed. GF has buggered orf and told me to cover for her. There is only so long I can tell everyone she's constipated in the dunnies.

Meanwhile, I keep getting told 'Back straight, chest out' by certain contestants, followed by much raucous laughter. I can't help it! They do it on their own! Even if I stoop they are still a liability!

Have to be careful not to turn round too fast lest I knock someone out.

Do they not understand how it feels to not see your toes in ten years?

Oh wait, yes they do!

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A · Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject:

CORN DOGS!!!!!! Jungle Heaven.
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Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:07 am Post subject:

Im getting a tad irritated. A has eaten all the corn dogs. (I think they were corn dogs.......they look like turds on a stick to me) and the cheeze whizz isnt really whizz is it? Remind me to contact trade descriptions when i get out.

I tried to engage the campers in a discussion about the merits of personal hygiene. I now now the true meaning of futile. To put it bluntly, they all stink. Even the doc honks. The girls are having a competition to see whos armpit hair is growing the fastest. (its their taches that they should be watching quite frankly)

My aardarse is in desperate need of a good polish. Its starting to look like the millennium dome.

Apart from that..................its been a long and emotional week.

A · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject:

Dear Diary room,

please, in the next hatbox, can you get some anti depressants for AA, he's a very miserable vark.

Also, thanks for the manuscript, I shall pen a great symphony, much like Peter Andre wrote Insania whilst a contestant in the jungle. Although, unlike Insania, my piece won't be completely $hit!
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greenfairy · Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject:

Dear Diary Room. Please get me out of the jungle. I think I'm going sane and it's just awful

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Apricot · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:34 pm Post subject:

Dear diary room,

just wanted to say thank-you very much to all the viewing voters to getting me in here. Wasn't sure before I came whether I'd fit in, but now I'm here I can't quite believe it, it's brilliant, yippppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*goes on manic run around the diary room perimeter*

Am very glad to be out of that donkey suit though, it was starting to get a bit stuffy in there!

Think I hear someone calling me, better go investigate

*waves to viewers*

laters,

fruity

Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:41 am Post subject:

I really miss stiffed donkey. It's nice to have another fruity girlie in here though

However......i was just starting to make progress with the donkey.

I loved donkey....donkeeeey no lie

I swear it even spoke the other day......could have been a fruity fart though....not sure

Well..................its been very quiet in the jungle for the last few days. I was sitting upside down (like i do sometimes) and I had time to reflect. Looking in a mirror upside down is very disturbing. (Im never going on top again) Things tend to hang at odd angles and I saw a lot of hair up my snout. I know I have a large nose to accomodate such growth but I was amazed at the stuff that gets stuck to it without knowing. How rare! Apricot said she would help me de-hairify it. I think its going to hurt. I wonder if she would de-hairify other bits.

My aardarse is really suffering. No one here has the inclination or technique to give it a really good service. Its getting very troublesome. (thats why i sit upside down). Everytime i sit on it i get stuff stuck to it. ie: leaves, barbs, ticks and guff in general. Camp spirit is good though....the girls are very obliging when i cant reach the difficult spots. However, A...if you write Aardy is a w***er on my butt again I will rub you down roughly with a spiney anteaters ar$e. OK!!

Apricot · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject:

*horrified* It was NOT a fruity fart.

In fact I was trying to cover up my girly giggles and not give the game away. Besides if the stuffed donkey had spoken you'd would all have thought you had gone mad (damn should've done it then, would've been hilarious)

I'm looking forward to our de-harifying session later AA but I seriously doubt I'll offer to do other "bits", even for you.

Green Fairy and I had a brilliant game of pretending to be Bond girls chasing through the jungle last night...well that was until GF decided to sit down on a tree stump and start simpering as she imagined Mr Craig's bottom lip. Haven't seen her since, I think she may well still be there.

I'm off to look for A instead to see if she's finished her symphony yet.

bye...