The Royal Marines Band Service On-line Community
Bringing the serving and ex serving communities together
Menu
The Royal Marines Band Service On-line Community Forum IndexHome
FAQFAQ
MemberlistMemberlist
UsergroupsUsergroups
Join! (free) Join! (free)
ProfileProfile
Log in to check your private messagesMessages
Log inLogin/Out

Quick Search

Advanced Search

Links

The Royal Marines Band Service

Royal Marines Band CDs and Recordings

Royal Navy Volunteer Bands Forum


Who's Online
[ Administrator ]
[ Moderator ]


Google Search
Google

http://www.phpbb.com
Diary Room.........Get Me Out of Here!!!!
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    The Royal Marines Band Service On-line Community Forum Index -> The Coffee Boat -> I'm a forumer, get me out of here
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Aaron Aardvark
Forum Mascot
Forum Mascot


Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 3871
Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZedHorn wrote:
and anyway RED WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Aardy you shocker.... I thought you cared!



It's ok Zed......I told her it was red wine. You know how wee wee looks when dehydrated......
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
ZedHorn
Warrant Officer 2
Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Posts: 1001
Location: Brizol

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

like tea!! or very cheap red wine... she musn't be used to the finer things in life!
Pongo boyfriend... says it all really!!
so what d'ya do with the cork?
_________________
Horns are for life not just for Christmas...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Aaron Aardvark
Forum Mascot
Forum Mascot


Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 3871
Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Albert ate it.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
greenfairy
Corps Bandmaster
Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 1618
Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Albert, I wonder if he needs a hug *goes off in search of cuddly lil vark*
_________________
~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes

Little Dsyfunk
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
ZedHorn
Warrant Officer 2
Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Posts: 1001
Location: Brizol

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well if Albert comes back with "cork snout" I'm not able to help!!

open surgery tonight is cancelled due to lack of supplies! sorry Z
_________________
Horns are for life not just for Christmas...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
A
Local Warrant Officer 1
Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Posts: 1207
Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might have to take you up on that open surgery, Z, that bloody vark tricked me! And all because the lady loves Deli..........
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
RAB
Light Division Bulge Major
Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 4826
Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Albert ate it.


O.M.G...!!!!..If that little reprobate has swallowed a cork, then I INSIST that all us Jungaleers be issued with hard hats and protective waistcoats. When that cork passes through his system and reincarnates as a high velocity aardpat, I for one don't want to be within 500mtrs of the little runt..!!!
_________________
'Never moon a werewolf'.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
A
Local Warrant Officer 1
Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Posts: 1207
Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just wandered into the main camp to find Rab chasing Albert round in circles. Poor mite. Albert looks terrified. He looks a bit constipated too.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
greenfairy
Corps Bandmaster
Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 1618
Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fairy's journal. Day whatever.

So lonely here. Wind my only friend.

I hate you

Shut up wind!





Smuggling in the portable dvd player has been fantastic, my Mighty Boosh dvds have been keeping my morale high. Shame it uses so many batteries though, I've had to abandon BOB. Still, I'm sure I can live without that for a bit.
_________________
~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes

Little Dsyfunk
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
RAB
Light Division Bulge Major
Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 4826
Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

greenfairy wrote:
my Mighty Boosh dvds have been keeping my morale high.


..Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

Post of the week...!!!!!!

2's up wi yer DVD's GF....
_________________
'Never moon a werewolf'.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
A
Local Warrant Officer 1
Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Posts: 1207
Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GF doesn't seem to love me anymore.......
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
greenfairy
Corps Bandmaster
Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 1618
Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me?!! You're the one going around cavorting with everyone. I'm just making the most of my own company
_________________
~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes

Little Dsyfunk
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Aaron Aardvark
Forum Mascot
Forum Mascot


Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 3871
Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home

PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There’ll be blue varks over …the white cliffs of Dover…..hic…….show me the way to go home……burrrrrrrppp………it’s a long way to Blairgowrieeeeeeee……….phrrrrrrt….hic…….it’s a long way to gooooooo……hic….. I feel shick.........bleughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ah that tasted nice.........hic ...............now what were the words to Navy Blue...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
greenfairy
Corps Bandmaster
Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 1618
Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell

PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Diary Room,

I'm going AWOL. You won't hear from me til Sunday. I'm going to go and find myself in the depths of the jungle well footie in Somerset really but it's almost the same

I wonder if anyone will notice I've even gone
_________________
~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes

Little Dsyfunk
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
eastneyslapper
Lance Corporal
Lance Corporal


Joined: 08 Sep 2006
Posts: 269
Location: Eastney

PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
now what were the words to Navy Blue...


"Foapy Sit Tuck" seems to spring to mind...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    The Royal Marines Band Service On-line Community Forum Index -> The Coffee Boat -> I'm a forumer, get me out of here All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
Page 5 of 9

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group