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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3871 Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | and anyway RED WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Aardy you shocker.... I thought you cared! |
It's ok Zed......I told her it was red wine. You know how wee wee looks when dehydrated......  |
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ZedHorn Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 1001 Location: Brizol
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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like tea!! or very cheap red wine... she musn't be used to the finer things in life!
Pongo boyfriend... says it all really!!
so what d'ya do with the cork? _________________ Horns are for life not just for Christmas... |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3871 Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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Albert ate it.  |
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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1618 Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Poor Albert, I wonder if he needs a hug *goes off in search of cuddly lil vark* _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
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ZedHorn Warrant Officer 2


Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 1001 Location: Brizol
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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well if Albert comes back with "cork snout" I'm not able to help!!
open surgery tonight is cancelled due to lack of supplies! sorry Z _________________ Horns are for life not just for Christmas... |
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A Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Might have to take you up on that open surgery, Z, that bloody vark tricked me! And all because the lady loves Deli.......... _________________
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 4826 Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | Albert ate it.  |
O.M.G...!!!!..If that little reprobate has swallowed a cork, then I INSIST that all us Jungaleers be issued with hard hats and protective waistcoats. When that cork passes through his system and reincarnates as a high velocity aardpat, I for one don't want to be within 500mtrs of the little runt..!!!  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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A Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Just wandered into the main camp to find Rab chasing Albert round in circles. Poor mite. Albert looks terrified. He looks a bit constipated too. _________________
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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1618 Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Fairy's journal. Day whatever.
So lonely here. Wind my only friend.
I hate you
Shut up wind!
Smuggling in the portable dvd player has been fantastic, my Mighty Boosh dvds have been keeping my morale high. Shame it uses so many batteries though, I've had to abandon BOB. Still, I'm sure I can live without that for a bit. _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Little Dsyfunk |
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 4826 Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| greenfairy wrote: | | my Mighty Boosh dvds have been keeping my morale high. |
..Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..
Post of the week...!!!!!!
2's up wi yer DVD's GF....  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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A Local Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 1207 Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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GF doesn't seem to love me anymore....... _________________
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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1618 Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Me?!! You're the one going around cavorting with everyone. I'm just making the most of my own company  _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Little Dsyfunk |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3871 Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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There’ll be blue varks over …the white cliffs of Dover…..hic…….show me the way to go home……burrrrrrrppp………it’s a long way to Blairgowrieeeeeeee……….phrrrrrrt….hic…….it’s a long way to gooooooo……hic….. I feel shick.........bleughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ah that tasted nice.........hic ...............now what were the words to Navy Blue...  |
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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1618 Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Diary Room,
I'm going AWOL. You won't hear from me til Sunday. I'm going to go and find myself in the depths of the jungle well footie in Somerset really but it's almost the same
I wonder if anyone will notice I've even gone  _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
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eastneyslapper Lance Corporal


Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 269 Location: Eastney
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | now what were the words to Navy Blue...  |
"Foapy Sit Tuck" seems to spring to mind... |
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