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RAB
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | might end up smelling like dodgy french cheese?? |
Oops..sorry Doc...  ..I forgot to mention that symptom as well.... 
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| Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | but it'd keep the aardy away!! :-) |
no need to go on to the subject of his morning glories  |
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RAB
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| Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | no need to go on to the subject of his morning glories |
 ...Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..!!!!!
Anybody lost a sock..???? 
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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apologies for delay, got into a conversation about training doctors and the jungle experience..
so open surgery starts now... roll up roll up webcam not operational so all rashes will only be described not shared... literally!!
Z
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| I am a bit concerned about Rab. He has a nasty bump on his head and he smells. I think he has been wetting his pit at night and its attracting all sorts of creepy crawlies.(windybugs, slappermoths, etc) He keeps rambling on about socks and slurring 'where's ma watter'.......i wouldnt mind but at 4am every morning it gets a bit annoying: Especially as his bloody water is right next to him . He was mumbling something about peacocks too.......im really worried about him.......i think he is losing it big time. |
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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that's easy.. he has PDS poetry deficiency syndrome.
cured by the location of pumpy - STAT!
"NEXT!!!!!!!!"
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RAB
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| Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | that's easy.. he has PDS poetry deficiency syndrome.
cured by the location of pumpy - STAT!
"NEXT!!!!!!!!" |
Oh Pumpy come and help me..
I've got this PDS.. 
If you could pen a few wee lines,
It sure would ease the stress... 
There now Pumps..If I can do it you can better it... 
PLEASE...!!!!!
My "area's" so itchy,
I don't think I'll survive,
So scribe some lines, "I'll share my scran"
When your verses arrive....
By the way... ..Who the F**k voted me out..????
..Probably some non-humorous, self destructive infiltrator, who is ageist, racist and suffers from dellusions of granduer...
So was it OK to vote for myself then..???
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greenfairy
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I'm feeling everso lonely out here in the jungle. A has abandoned me now she's got this new love affair with AA. I mean just because I've no a in my name, does that make me so unappealing?
On the plus side, my bunk is doing wonders for my back. I've not felt this limber in a long time.
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ZedHorn
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[quote="greenfairy"] I mean just because I've no a in my name, does that make me so unappealing?
greenfAiry
Z... I'm the only one with one of them. guess between A and Z us volly dollies have everyone surrounded!!
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FFoglamp
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:45 am Post subject: |
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 WOW ! Classy post that one Zed ! It looks like I could be persuaded to chuck in a bottle of Red, subject to press ganging someone into poetry .
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greenfairy
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | greenfairy wrote: | I mean just because I've no a in my name, does that make me so unappealing?
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Oddly enough I wasn't christened greenfairy! I need more caffeine to twig that not everyone knows my name 
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: |
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that's ok GF.. lack of vin rouge out here in the jungle is doing weird things to me too... and as for the vanished AAA team... that's doing weird things to my im agination... eek!!!
Z
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| ohhhhhhhhhh I had an interesting night. Once i had kicked Albert around the camp and pulled his ticks off, I got down to some serious wooing with A. What a lovely girly.........she stroked my snout and tickled my ears and then said 'ok how can i get into Deli's trousers??' Turns out the mongy woman only wanted to get close to me to find out how to get close to Deli. Im traumatised and hurt. How could she be so cruel..........her Jocky boyfriend wont be pleased when I tell him. Anyway.......Im going to get my revenge. That wine i gave her last night was laced with senna pods......wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:40 am Post subject: |
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let's just hope you kept the cork from the wine bottle for usage later or she'll be pooping all over camp!!!
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ZedHorn
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and anyway RED WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Aardy you shocker.... I thought you cared!
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