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RAB
Light Division Bulge Major
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| FFoglamp wrote: | | Has anyone seen a pair of violet knickers ?? |
NO..!! But then again there's no DVD player out here to show it on..Is it a good film Ffoggers..???
I couldn't get to sleep last night either..  ..Tossing and tossing errrr..turning most of the night, all I could hear was the Aardvark picking termite "nuts" from between his teeth. I tried counting empty tinnies being thrown from Les's grot, but the noise of them bouncing off Botty's napper was most distracting. I then started counting the sheep leaving Botty's bivvy, and that worked a treat, as I only remember the first 25..  ....I've lost 3 of my bellies since the Les on shoulders episode, so.....
C'MON BOTTY ME OLD FRUIT..!!! Sort us out with a decent bit o'scran mate
AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING MA WA'ER...  
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ZedHorn
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Location: Brizol
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due to NHS cut backs I am sorry to announce that there will be no weekend surgery until further notice. The following self help cures shoudl be followed in cases of emergency!
Hunger - see A for cookies
Jungle belly - don't see A for cookies
headache due to nicking my red!! - tough you deserve it..
aardvark bites - stay clear of Aaron for avoidance in future
sting from unknown source - stay in sleeping bag, check for aardpoo before entry!
boredom - play hunt the BOTTY
unintelligible speech - either you're RAB or you've nicked my red or les's rum... so run or hide.
Apologies for inconvenience caused, normal service will resume sometime when the NHS (nice hatbox suppliers) has some cash!
Z xx
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Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)
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Sod a dog, that was a bit of a debacle!
Oh how I wish my luxury item was a sports bra as opposed to my prized copy of the BB magazine.
Still, we finished our challenge (hurrah!) and even managed to save some ice cream for the others.
We've just got back and, thanks to AA, had a couple of champagne/benylin cocktails.
We're a bit pished.
All of a sudden the men are looking a lot more attractive!
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Aaron Aardvark
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Another strange night in the jungle. Heard a real comotion in the early hours and woke up to find GF and A lying on the floor breathing very heavily. Thought we were going to get a show so i woke all the others up to watch but much to my disappointment they were just out of breath from their little yomp back to camp. They had a hatbox full of creamy slime which they gobbled up most of en route. We all rallied round and fed them and gave them the Aardcocktail and now A finds me irrisistable all of a sudden  She has even pretended not to notice that my aardarse hasnt been polished for days and the ticks attached to my butt dont seem to worry her at all. woohoo.........line up ladies....one at a time please.  |
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Pompey Rich
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Location: Isle Of Wight
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Oh my Gawd. Am I hungover or what??? What on earth are you lot on about now? You all have a definite unfair advantage cos' I totally avoid the cr@p jungle thingy programme. Instead, I stick boring (whilst legless) dits about Mr Blobby. Sorry.   
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windypipes
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Location: Portsmouth
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Mr Blobby??
Thought he was dead!
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Aaron Aardvark
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| How did you get in here?? I come for a quick diary dump and i find an interloper here. Bog off and go eat some cookies. There's some on Deli's desk. |
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Anyway.
Yummy! Cream buns! All thanks to that lovely vark. He's looking all adorable and fluffy today.....
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bootybandy
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Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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Oh no, A and Double Aa are an item.......... Someone get the DDT out and separate them. Bleugh...
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FFoglamp
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Just an observation, spying on the diary room......
Botty, does that make them TRIPLE A ? 
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ZedHorn
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Location: Brizol
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in 2006 an aardvark and a volly dolly were sent to the jungle for no reason at all.
they promptly escaped trying to locate more cream buns in a hatbox
still wanted by the remaining jungle captives and browsets of the internet
they survive as forummers of fortune
if you have a problem, and you can find them, maybe you should call
tha AAA team!!!!!!!!
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ps, any chance the hatbox could have a nice '99 rioja in it this task as i'm getting a bit fed up of the cheap ozzie plonk! cream buns are good but red is better for you........
brr rrrr hic, brr rrrr hic
Z xx
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RAB
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Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | unintelligible speech - either you're RAB or you've nicked my red or les's rum... so run or hide. |
 ...At least my "upper-case" button works where it's suppose to Doc... 
I'm getting even more confused here. Reading the posts in the Jungle, Mr Jpig is saying GF and I have to carry out some task or other, but it doesn't say what..?? Is it the poem..??
If so I'm even more confused, as the voting hasn't finished for that yet..
Can someone please clarify in plain English (or preferably Jockanese)..
Not my fault..I don't watch the daft programme on TV..
But I do sooooooo enjoy it in here... 
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