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MrJpig · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject:

Not another bleedin` hornist !!!

Get hold of a Tuba!! it might seem like you are trying to cuddle a small factory at first but at least you don`t need a strap on...(unless you are marching of course) and you don`t end up with bad eyes and a bottom lip like a salmon!!

Spoiler:

ground bait distributed...sits and waits for bite

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Sarah Adams · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject:

Yep Fraid so!

My husband plays the Tuba and its way to big for me!!
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bootybandy · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:05 pm Post subject:

What you need Sarah Adams is a Saxamaphone. One of the coolest instruments you can play. Easy to carry, you can play it anywhere, Big Band, Marching Band, Concert Band and sometimes in an Orchestra. Give the Horn a wide berth and go for the Sax. You know it makes sense.
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Hornblower · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject:

DO NOT under any circumstances listen to the Welsh writer above - on this subject or any other!!!!

He is a charlatan who used to hold an alto saxamathingy and we all know the sort of racket that thing makes in anybody's hands except Stan Getz.

You get stuck into your horn and enjoy it. (You will eventually!!)

PM me and I'll send you some stuff OK?

Stuey

(Before the above mentioned Welshman pops in again with a derogatory comment, the stuff will be French horn related...

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FFoglamp · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:32 am Post subject:

Don't listen to any of these people above who are challenged by just holding a lump of twisted metal.

Go percussion, and then you can run around at the back of a concert, bashing things, making a noise, and be very silly for the rest of your life, and get paid for it too. So, there !

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bootybandy · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:41 am Post subject:

Don't listen to that last post. That man is plainly disturbed. He even supports the Scummers (Southampton). You can bash as many things as you want, but to get musical satisfaction, it has got to be the Saxamaphone Family. After all, there is thirteen of us to choose from. There is only one Francais Cor. and that needs you to stuff your hand in the bell to stop an unearthly noise from being exuded from it's intestines....Bleugh....
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MusnShelton · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject:

French Horn is the way forward Sarah!

RAB · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

sticky blue · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject:

and on the way down is after a good sesh on the falling down juice
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MrJpig · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:01 am Post subject:

bootybandy · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:03 am Post subject:

Looks like Wiffs baby sister....

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Hornblower · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject:

Woss that horn cadet doing in there?

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bootybandy · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject:

Looks like Bob Scarratt super imposed into the Horn 'n Sax rank..........
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geekygirl · Term 5s Passed Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 64

Surely Bob Scarett is shorter than that?!

General Melchett · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:18 am Post subject:

It's Dartmouth Band (from the Lord Mayor's?) and Musn "Cup of Tea"!
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