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Kratos Acting Corporal


Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 353
Location: Norwich
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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I was on my hols, skiing en France, with a group of gents that I have holidayed with for the past 10 years. One of the characters is a recently retired Lt Commander (Phil).
We were in a local French bar telling tales of daring do and the days exagerated exploits, when the loudest guffaw was heard as a group of three quite obvious pongo ruperts walked in.
Decked in obligatory neckerciefs and flat, post skiing, caps.....they were heard to say," Shall we have a jug of Pimms before the ladies join us?" It became apparent from our eaves dropping that they were Cavalry. Phil entered into he conversation and eloquently took the pi$$ without them really being any the wiser. He went on about the senior Service etc and how they should be getting the wets in, as after all they were, "DONKEY WALLOPERS!" Well I fell about!!!! _________________ Remember! If the enemy are in range, then so are you! |
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Mr Bass Trombone Drum Major


Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 622
Location: Spain
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Could go for Spithead Pheasant ( Kippers) or S$%& on a Raft(Kidneys on Toast or fried Bread) Snorkers (Sausages) one could also be rude and say Split, work it out for yourselves. _________________ Mr bass trombone |
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bunky the bugler On Draft

Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 138
Location: derby
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: slang |
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| I can't see any mention of Nozzer, as in young in service |
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Richie B On audition

Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 19
Location: Bonnie Scotland
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| General Melchett wrote: | I have heard some of the less couth members of the Band Service using the anacronym BOBFOC for a female who from behind has the figure of a goddess and from the front looks like Richie B after eating lipstick.
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Have you ever tried searching your name on the forum. Great for catching all those behind the back comments!!! Any suggestions about my leaving do mate? |
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riknoc310 Sergeant


Joined: 03 Apr 2006 Posts: 565
Location: macclesfield
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:03 am Post subject: |
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"Keeping snags" I know its keeping a lookout but what is Snags? _________________ Ex Bugler interested in locating old friends
"La La Larrr" "Deal Doe" |
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Ginge Deary Lance Corporal


Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Posts: 284
Location: Folkestone, FAR South EAST
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Brahmer = Very Good
Sh*t Hot = Very Good
Sh*t In It = Be quiet |
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