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Sousathecat

Sousathecat

Dave,

Ash here.

catch you soon.
General Melchett

Ash,

Jos here,

See you soon
MrJpig

DAVE, ASH, JOS, ANDY HERE ...SEE YOU ALL SOON
lesbryan

Dave Ash Jos andy ||| Les here see you soon how are you all ?????
Hornblower

Andy, Les - leave the room.

Now...
Jimbo

jos, andy, bill, ted

jim here

laters
lesbryan

Hornblower wrote:
Andy, Les - leave the room.

Now...

Oh OK then |||
RAB

Ash....Sent you a PM

Jos....Spoke to you this AM

Andy...Got you on IM

HB...Stop causing MAY- M

The rest of you I'll see online ||||
Nick B

caught andy Pm need poo pdq
admin

Dave! Hello Dave, all we need now is Dave, Dave, Dave and Davette and we can have a gig in the Grosvenor Hotel.

As to the rest of you, you will all probably be confused but all will become clear if Dave, Dave or Dave joins, 2 out of 35 ain't bad though!
Jimbo

RAB wrote:
Ash....Sent you a PM

Jos....Spoke to you this AM

Andy...Got you on IM

HB...Stop causing MAY- M

The rest of you I'll see online ||||


didnt you get Bill on msnm?

or Ted on AIM?

TTFN
Eff

Hello Ash!
Hornblower

Goodbye cigarette?
RAB

Hornblower wrote:
Goodbye cigarette?


So which one of us are you calling a 'fag' HB..??
Hornblower

ANYONE (male) who puts a hand on my knee...
ZedHorn

Hornblower wrote:
ANYONE (male) who puts a hand on my knee...


so I'm allowed.... yippeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Ash, I know you're well as you're currently looking like a mad professor from an 80s film! If we'd kept you for longer I'm sure it'd have happened sooner.... Zed x
sticky blue

Hi ya Ash
Hornblower

ZedHorn wrote:
Hornblower wrote:
ANYONE (male) who puts a hand on my knee...


so I'm allowed.... yippeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Zed x


Steady Dr Z - I'm sure 2nd Clarinet will have a view on where you park your hand!!! (You know what he's like )
ZedHorn

possessive - arguementative ... typical clarinetamist!!!

Z x
Hornblower

You got it girl!!
Errol

Who would have the guts?????????????????
Hornblower

Steady! I'll have you know that I have very attractive knees..
2nd Clarinet



Right, that's it!
I have been watching this tet-a-tet, and Zed, if you are touching the knees of HB from a medical perpective, that's alright, but..........if there is any touching of his knees outside of this, Mrs HB's lawyers will hunt you down!!!
And, the evidence you both have placed on this forum can be used, along with my witness statement (at a price, of course).
Plus.... HB can't afford another 'parting of the ways'.

HB, I remember you in far off places in Fleet Band, wearing those god awful pusser shorts, and your knees were NEVER attractive.

In fact, in a knobbly knees contest, you would be placed before me but after Bulger Philpot and Mick the Hick.
ZedHorn

not sure about you Stuey but I reckon some of that fighting talk from the class B liquorice sticker might be very well tantamount to slander and libel..... what d'ya think???
When in doubt I always ask Melchitt - always an unbiased dogmatic opinion!! (and he's one of us.... teehee!!!)
2nd Clarinet

ZedHorn wrote:
not sure about you Stuey but I reckon some of that fighting talk from the class B liquorice sticker might be very well tantamount to slander and libel..... what d'ya think???
When in doubt I always ask Melchitt - always an unbiased dogmatic opinion!! (and he's one of us.... teehee!!!)




Stuey?.........Stuey??????

When did this relationship between you, go from HB to.....Stuey????????

Hmmmmmmm.........!
joe90

2nd Clarinet wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:
not sure about you Stuey but I reckon some of that fighting talk from the class B liquorice sticker might be very well tantamount to slander and libel..... what d'ya think???
When in doubt I always ask Melchitt - always an unbiased dogmatic opinion!! (and he's one of us.... teehee!!!)




Stuey?.........Stuey??????

When did this relationship between you, go from HB to.....Stuey????????

Hmmmmmmm.........!


It must be a medical term, No 3 son is doing his scablifter's course at UCE and uses it when he talks to his brother.
ZedHorn

2nd Clarinet wrote:
Stuey?.........Stuey??????

When did this relationship between you, go from HB to.....Stuey????????

Hmmmmmmm.........!


Mr 2C.... what little you know about myself and Mr tHorn.... if only there were a simple pill for such animosity!

Z
Hornblower

2nd Clarinet wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:
not sure about you Stuey but I reckon some of that fighting talk from the class B liquorice sticker might be very well tantamount to slander and libel..... what d'ya think???
When in doubt I always ask Melchitt - always an unbiased dogmatic opinion!! (and he's one of us.... teehee!!!)




Stuey?.........Stuey??????

When did this relationship between you, go from HB to.....Stuey????????

Hmmmmmmm.........!


What goes on behind closed doors (or veiled PM's) is between PM'ees Bob.

You know the rules...

Now - where were we Zoe?
2nd Clarinet

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