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Aaron Aardvark

Merry Christmas

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RAB

And all the very best to you from "Jockland" Aaron.

I'm so impressed by your huge selection of headwear.
Your green beret..pith helmet..santa hat..brown hat.. [/b]
MrJpig

And a happy Christmas from the frozen wastelands of Caithness. Sitting here watching the snow being driven South ..HORIZONTALLY you are all welcome to it.
Hope 2006 is a good year for all especially the new AARDVARK HUNTER whoever he/she is (V PC) many have failed before you!!!
RAB

Yep..cheers ANDY..your snow arrived bang on schedule
as promised..I extracted my share on my baldy patch and sent the rest south..Next time there's a northbound blizzard I'll try to return the compliment..'Til then have a joyous Crimbles and a drink driver free New Year...Slanj..RAB
General Melchett

Seasons greetings to you Aaron, nice choice of head wear and better choice of wet............!
FFoglamp

Haappy Christmas to this website, and all who sail in her.

especially........... (roll call)...........

Deli,Max,Dan,Nick,Stu Thorn,Andy Wymer,Rab,Jock,Pussers Rum,

all ex members of FOSNI,Fleet (Chatham dog ends + Northolt), and of course FOF3 1985.

plus an exceptional special Merry Xmas to Aaron Aardvark, and his little nephew Albert, in fact all aardvarks, and mascots everywhere (well, maybe not pigs then).

I would also like to wish a merry Xmas (but I won't) to.........

General melchett+ aardvark seeker but I don't know who they are, so...........BOLOX !!!!

Finally, Hi to booty bandy with the classic Fosni demo tape. Merry Xmas, mate.

....................and anyone else who knows me.

Have a peacful season.

MARK
Hornblower

Cant top the above - but I can echoechoechoechoecho it!


All the beer slurpingly, Laphroig sippingly (& sniffingly), Rioja quaffingly bestest to every single (malt) person wot I know and even to those wot I don't.

Dunno 'bout you, but I've already started...

Andy, send me down some rabbits? :smt046

Stuey
RAB

OH THE JOLLIFICATIONS OF YULETIDE!!

Ffoglamp Mate,

Why don't you stop beating about the bush and just say what you're thinking. I'm sure the Aardvark Seeker has enough on his plate at the moment(his b**l**ks if he maintains his unabaiting
harassment of little Aalbert).

And as for anyone who wants to dress himself up in a high ranking pongo pig outfit and utter incomprehensible odes,...Well, pity them mate ..no really, it's a shame
bootybandy

Spot on Rab..........Booty :O)
General Melchett

Very tense ladies aren't we? Time of the month, or is it my moustache getting you all flustered?
Seriously, best wishes to you all
Aaron Aardvark

Jos eh? Boy have i got some stories about you

Anyway matey have a good crimbo.

aaron
Nick Jones

Merry christmas to all especially the ex Fleet people

I believe we may have an Aarvark related crime to investigate! Aardvarks are shy, secretive, sad ceatures and often sit below desks, beds, hat boxes, tuba's etc waiting to pounce on prey - however they do get lonely!

I believe that the penguin stolen from the isle of white could have been an aardvark initiated crime!, stealing the baby penguin for company and later food!!!! I am sadly no longer with the London Constabulary (hmmmmmmmm) so I'm asking for our scottish representative to carry out a full investigation!
General Melchett

Cheers Aaron!

And that's why I was hiding!! I'm sure the stories are exaggerated.....

Merry Crimbo,

Jos
Aaron Aardvark

NICK it wasn't me It was Deli........Now Albert has done a bunk he got lonely

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Aaron Aardvark

actually If there are any real penguin police watching this site.....I WAS JOKING. Deli didn't really steal a penguin. I made it up. It is totally untrue. He only goes for aardvarks.
General Melchett

But what about Albert on the Euro Star? and that big bag, it looked like they were making a break for it.... Alert the Gendarmerie! The last I heard was Albert saying " You'll never take me alive French pig-dog....!"
RAB

Nick Jones wrote:
I believe that the penguin stolen from the isle of white could have been an aardvark initiated crime!, stealing the baby penguin for company and later food!!!! I am sadly no longer with the London Constabulary (hmmmmmmmm) so I'm asking for our scottish representative to carry out a full investigation!

Yes Nick..Door to door enquiries revealed it was in fact young Albert who was the culprit, thus the huge bag he was seen carrying..It also revealed he had attempted to abduct 3 Nuns before he hit the jackpot..naughty naughty boy..
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