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Buster Brown

Just saying hi

just visited yotties chatroom i was one of the reprobates nice to see all the other familiar faces
lesbryan

hi ther buster nice to have you onboard
admin

Hello Buster and welcome to the forum. Long time no see and I'm sure you will have seen some names you recognise. Hope to see you at the next reunion...
MrJpig

Welcome Buster...which one are you?
Dan A

hey buster my boy how are you....good to see you onboard!!!!! ok these are the rules no bomb threats..no starting wars and no shafting the chiefs daughter....ok...anything else is ok.....good to see you at the reunion last year...take care mate..Dan
RAB

Hi Buster.. Never met you in person, but good to see another of HM Finest onboard....
eastney hooker

Hi Buster,
Nice to see you've found the forum.
How's the Dutchess of Wincanton these days?
Saw you briefly on the tv during the Nelson celebrations. Looking good as ever!
Yours aye.
EH
Hornblower

Welcome Buster.

Get yer dits out!!
townsergeant

Hi there Knocker...I mean Smudge...sorry..Bungy...oops...Shiner...um...Chalky

Ah!...BUSTER! (The real gravy!)

I knew I'd get there in the end!

Luv

Hooky....I mean Billy (I think?)
Errol

Hi Buster.
Just bear in mind that it helps to be slightly mad in here.
Enjoy the forum.
bootybandy

Slightly! SLIGHTLY! It's taken me years to become this Mad, and I'm not stopping now......Coming mother...
Errol

Sorry about that BB. Now wipe the icecream off your head.
GOOD BOY.
bootybandy

That's not Ice Cream, I've just blown a Seal.
Errol

I don't want to know about your sex life Brian......
I confess though,I have'nt heard of that one before.
Blowing a seal eh.
bootybandy

A Joke involving two penguins going into a garage to get their car fixed......I'll think of it later and write it down.
MrJpig

Here Y`ar Botty....

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."
Errol

Aaaaaah that explains it MrJpig.
I was a little stunned by Booties adsmission,thats all.



Is it a true story?
bootybandy

Cheers Andy mate, saved me some time there.
The Donkey

Seals

The version I heard goes something like...

There's an eskimo/inuit driving through Wales and his car breaks down. He gets it towed to the local garage and after a bit of prodding about under the bonnet the taff mech says ,

'You've blown a seal'

to which the eskimo/inuit replies

'So what, you sh*g sheep!'
Errol

I think that sounds more like the real story Donkey.
I mean, penguins driving through Arizona!!!!!!!!
jock

back to hello

good to see ur still on the go. welcolme to the mad house. dont panic this lot are good at changing the topic. served with u at pompi hope everything good with you.



bulgers live forever
bootybandy

Look what Deli has created for us Saxamaphonisticians...
bootybandy

Ooh, and this one as well....
Siegfried

Welcome Buster - things are ALWAYS different in here...

...and I'm still lost..
bootybandy

Siegfried wrote:
Welcome Buster - things are ALWAYS different in here...

...and I'm still lost..



Not lost Siegers......Just disorientated,,,
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