[FFoglamp]

Welcome to episode 7.

I know its hard to catch up. Just make sure you catch the repeats and read earlier episodes and diary stuff before this one.

There are 8 contestants in the virtual jungle, there will be only 7 left by thurs end.

So, everybody vote for the person you want out of here..............


Now over to ITV 2 for the night / early morning shift (I hope).

[MrJpig]

Well...... what a night!!! Having been laid up after being bitten by a rare insect... a 'Gordon`s Mosquito' which for its size manages to inject a lot of clear venom into ones system, I tried to balance it out with quinine but I obviously didn`t get the mixture right!!


Anyway..finally caught up...I THINK??


It has been a difficult decision but I felt that both poems were excellent. As the official POF I would expect nothing less from The Big Man but ZEDHORN you have got the makings of a fine poet.

I award the main prize to....................................


















RAB WIIIIIIIIIIITH a bonus prize to ZEDHORN OF














A Cheesy sarny and 3 Bottles of RED WINE!!!! ( screw top)

( FF if your people talk to my people and sort out the logistics)

Oh and may I suggest that PUMPY be sent A`s mess bill as a penalty for such Dross!!

YIBERDEEYABERDEE

[FFoglamp]

WOW, even more wine !!!!

A cheesy sandwich bonus, and the aforementioned 8 H/E/C 's coming in, eat up.

Eviction update - Albert leading from Botty and Rab !!!!!!

[A]

Aha! Womanly wiles worked!

[MrJpig]

[FFoglamp]

This should bring out the true feelings in the camp, in the diary room !!!

[ZedHorn]

yippee... cheers Jpig I get my cheesy eggy and 3 whole bottles of red... see how many friends i can make now.. Am used to bribing people with shoe bulling duties for drugs and stuff but now I can just sit down and be a lazy ar$e! yippee!!! might compose another poem me thinks???

laters Z x

[FFoglamp]

I would like to think you all had a busy day in the jungle, but it looks like you are all well and truly pi$$ed !!!

One more hour to get some votes in, dear public.

Someone leaves in an hour. Its close between Rab, Botty, Albert and the Stuffed Donkey !!!!

When you are 7, there'll be a new bush tucker trial ??????????????

See you after soem endless imaginary commercials, or turn over to the diary room.

BYEEEEE !!!

[FFoglamp]

EVICTION TIME !!!!!

They've voted, and its between Botty and Albert.

So go and collect your stuff or wellies or straw, and say goodbyeeeee to everyone.............






























ALBERT AARDVARK !!!



...whos only been in a dog watch anyway !





Albert says goodbye, burps to his uncle Aaron, gives GF a little cuddle, waves to A, farts at Rab, and trots off out of camp.




So, a new bush tucker trial coming up, sort of NOW in the next epi !!!

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