will-i-am
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hihi everyone my names will, i live in essex, im 18 and im hoping to join the band soon
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Kratos
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Welcome will-i-am, keep us all posted with how you get on.
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lesbryan
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 will keep us posted  
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Errol
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Hope you are successful will, good choice of a career. 
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MrJpig
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Welcome aboard Will. All the best for your future.
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riknoc310
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"Welcome Will" "Good luck for the future"
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RAB
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Have fun Young Will.. (bet you've never had that before).. 
Keep us posted on your progress please. 
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Nick B
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Welcome Will, I hope you are successful
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sticky blue
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Good luck with your attempt at joining - you will have made a very good choice of career - keep us updated on your progress - welcome
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Wolfy
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Welcome Will! All the best with your fine choice of career! Top Tip! Turn up to your Interview with a well shaped bert on. It will go down treat with the interview board and give you a head start on the other candidates!
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will-i-am
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and a bert is a.......
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Nick B
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| Wolfy wrote: | | Welcome Will! All the best with your fine choice of career! Top Tip! Turn up to your Interview with a well shaped bert on. It will go down treat with the interview board and give you a head start on the other candidates! |
So what went wrong Wolfy?
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eric the red
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For bandies, it's blue with a red bit and a shiny bit- unless it's the time of the year for playing at soldiery things  , in which case the shiny bit is changed for a dull bronzy bit. It goes on yer head. Style and shape are of the utmost importance.
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will-i-am
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oh ok
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Wolfy
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| Nick B wrote: | | Wolfy wrote: | | Welcome Will! All the best with your fine choice of career! Top Tip! Turn up to your Interview with a well shaped bert on. It will go down treat with the interview board and give you a head start on the other candidates! |
So what went wrong Wolfy? |
Ahem!! Good Point Nick and very well presented!!! What I should have mentioned was that a dashing shapely bert doesn't prevent you from getting made redundant 14 years later!! 
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Errol
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but 'Green' ones stop bullets apparently.
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Wolfy
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| Errol wrote: | | but 'Green' ones stop bullets apparently. |
........ but blue ones with a red patch are great for camouflage if you are hiding in a blue bushy top tree with red patchy leaves!
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Errol
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Commonly known as the Bandious Bulgeri bush. 
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2nd Clarinet
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Good luck Will-i- am.
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