MrJpig
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Get well soon NormJust heard that Norman (Jock) Marshallsey has been in the wars and has a fractured arm.
Get well soon mate. Just have to use the other arm for scooping.
What's soup of the day ?? 
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Wee Mac
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| MrJpig wrote: | Just heard that Norman (Jock) Marshallsey has been in the wars and has a fractured arm.
Get well soon mate. Just have to use the other arm for scooping.
What's soup of the day ?? |
Get well soon Norman. Hope it's not your lager lifting arm.
By the way Norman, do you hold the record for the shortest draft period, between two bands?
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admin
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Normski, if the arm is bad you'll have to type one handed when relpying... you should be ok but won't be able to drink at the same time.Let us know how you are fella
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RAB
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Just spoken to the big fella and he's in agony I'm afraid. He says the biggest problem is having to settle for drinking with one hand at a time. He described his accident as a triple forward roll in the pike position, which went wrong when he smelt a passing pint and took his eye off the procedure.
Now the important part....
Fortunately he only shattered 72 floor tiles, and the pool area is open for business as usual.
Where is he just now..??? AT WORK..!!!!!!! 
Get some down ya mate... 
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lesbryan
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Hope your arm soon mends Norm !! 
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jock
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triple fracture.left arm still working,so down to one drink at a time.  bonus is fractures are to high up arm to plaster and arm is to swollen to operate on. have to hope it will heal itself in approx 7 weeks.i think the nurse was an x matelot, he only gave me 2 days worth of pain killers   , as for shortest draft. joined commando forces band on the tue, and then pompi on the wed.
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jock
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sop of the daysorry andy i forgot, soup is leek and potato
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Wee Mac
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Was a very short stay. Went into Stonehoue buglers grot.every one there except Norman. Thought he was adrift, after a good run ashore down Union Strazza. I thought buglers were winding me up when they said he'd had a draft to Pompey.
Apparently Drafty sent him to wrong band. Didn't even stay long enough to get some coffee boat money off him.
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geordie
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you mst have been trying to get into those deep pockets of yours. get well soon mate.
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RAB
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| geordie wrote: | | you mst have been trying to get into those deep pockets of yours. get well soon mate. |
Unfair.. I remember him buying one round in two.. There were three of us in the round....
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Kratos
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Sorry to here of your troubles Norm, I feel guilty for not spending all of my weekend in N'more tracking you down........most of the locals knew you, but said that you were probably plastered somewhere! LOL
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eastney hooker
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Kratos, how could you miss Norm, If he stops in the street the locals use him as a roundabout!!!
No offence Norm.
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MrJpig
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| eastney hooker wrote: | Kratos, how could you miss Norm, If he stops in the street the locals use him as a roundabout!!!
No offence Norm. |
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..hope you don't ever slag him off for real TAM!! 
Thankd for the SOOTD Norm...I'll wait until the broccoli is back on . Cheers. 
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jock
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soup off the dayBroccoli and stilton soup is s.o.t.d. on sundays. 
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Wolfy
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If Facebook is correct, It's Wee Norman's Burpday today! Hope you had a good one matey!! Sound's like you got plastered in more ways than one! Waaaaaaaaahh!! 
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MrJpig
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Happy birthday NORM ...you are excused saluting for today.
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eastney hooker
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Slainte mhath, Norm 
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Kratos
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A very happy Burpday Norm. Don't drink too much!
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bootybandy
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| eastney hooker wrote: | | Slainte mhath, Norm |
Looks like the Hooker as beaten you to the Bar Norm......Have a good one. 20 fl oz snatch IS an Olympic Sport.
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RAB
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Happy Boiday Norm..... 
Here's an actual pic. of Norm's damaged liver.. errrrrrrr.. sorry upper arm....
Dunno wot he's complaining about...
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bootybandy
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Just a flesh wound.....I've seen worse....
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RAB
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| bootybandy wrote: | | Just a flesh wound.....I've seen worse.... |
You should see the tiles he landed on... Too gruesome to post...
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bootybandy
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| RAB wrote: | Happy Boiday Norm.....
Here's an actual pic. of Norm's damaged liver.. errrrrrrr.. sorry upper arm....
Dunno wot he's complaining about...
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Looks like a severe case of Tenants Elbow.
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Nick B
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Are you sure that's His upper arm? 
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MrJpig
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Just as well you landed on the edge and not in the pool NORM...Don't think Newtonmore could handle a tsunami
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RAB
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Update..!! Ye Hear There.??
Well spotted Nick.. It's actually his shoulder,,,
Norm tells me they'll decide on Tuesday if they can operate...
That's after they've replaced the broken tiles, sobered him up, and actually found his shoulder... 
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