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Caretaker

Dates

In the interests of safety and security could I remind all members NEVER to reveal specific dates that they will be away from their homes on holiday or for any other reason. It is never a good idea to advertise to the world that your homes will be empty. It is easy to forget when chatting to friends in here that the whole world can see.
lesbryan

A very sound piece of advice Mr caretaker ||||
sticky blue

Absolutley -
FFoglamp

except that we don't know where you live anyway
sticky blue

Ahhhhh! but someone might be lurking that's not one of us who know's him (them) who does know where they (him) live - food for thought
Aaron Aardvark

well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway.
Apricot

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway.


My brain hurts after reading that AA
RAB

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway.


..Yes quite.....

None of them would get past the aard-guards anyway....
Errol

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway.


So AA your simply saying then, that those who are there, are not all there.
Including yourself I take it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron Aardvark

Errol wrote:
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
well no one knows where I live as Im in a very secret MOD retirement home and as they all know when I am not there when Im not there there is no danger of anyone else knowing when I am not there because all the other inmates are not all there anyway.


So AA your simply saying then, that those who are there, are not all there.
Including yourself I take it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Absolutely.......well done that man.
townsergeant

Just to let you know....I've been away for 5 days but I'm back home now.
ZedHorn

My brain is not at home at present, not sure when it last checked in and my feet are thinking that a pair of slppers rather than my work shoes would be a nice new home, as for the rest of me... who knows!!!
MrJpig

What's with the wooden phallic object that Aaaalice is heading for?
MrJpig

When I go away I just display a picture of my house sitter with the slogan

Spoiler:



"THIS HOUSE IS GUARDED BY A SHOTGUN THREE NIGHTS A WEEK.................

YOU GUESS WHICH THREE"

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