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Bomber

A dit from me or 3

What one can I tell you,

could it be " Band by the centre, Mills where's your dresscords, Quick March "

or Cpl Mills someone has tipped a spitkid all down your back, after we spent

3 hrs brushing ourselves down before  a pre juniors inspection by Mr Dawson,

But I suppose I gotta go for a party I went to while at the Royal Tournament 84. I had just come out of Pompey Nick for doffing a Bandy ( Whome I apologise to now after all these years)

I was sent to be a spare and decided to lay very low and keep out of trouble.

Most people had gone home for the weekend and I was doing nothing much, so Tommo and JC said come to a party.

Tommo was taking his girlfriend of the time so I thought surely I can keep out of trouble there.

So off we went somewhere in the Smoke to this party mainly full of crabfats, I think Tommo's bird was a crabette.

There I was having a great time taking the pi$$ out of the crabs with JC and I quaffing free beer like it was going out of fashion and we get the call Tommo has doffed someone we gotta go.

Oh great Pompey nick again just what I need.

We leg it out the door stepping over the bloke Tommo had laid out and run up the road.

Thought we had got away with it, but no a couple of blokes came after us so we surrounded Tommo's crabette to guard her.

This bloke took a swing at me so I dropped him were he stood and we legged it off again .

As we were running Tommo said thats the bloke I dropped oops unlucky  

Managed to get back to Warick Hall without getting arrested thought no more of it.

2 days later in the Battery bar gets a tap on the shoulder by a Copper looking like this emoticon  

Thought oh no I'm gonna get arrested, he took his sunglasses off and had the biggest pair of shiners I've seen in a long time you got it, it was the bloke we had doffed and I nearly spat me beer out.

Fortunately he came to buy us a beer saying he'd never been dropped in his life though about twice in 1 night.

Phew!

I'd just like to say thanks for Tommo and JC for keeping me out of trouble  (not) and we must go to another party sometime

Regards,

Bomber.
RAB

..Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah   Nice one Bomber.. Keep them coming mate...  
Nick B

Brilliant Bomber! Was that the same Tournament we were on advance party?
admin

I was advanced party for that one. Still get flashbacks!
Bomber

Nah Nick that was the 81 Tournament we were advance party bloody funny that was too.

Managed to get a door with handles and letter box. lol
admin

Geordie, Trev Darcy, Ollie and a few others were our advance party. They built a grot with roof, windows, door, flower boxes (painted on the side) and all sorts of other stuff. We just got hammered!
sticky blue

Re: A dit from me or 3

Bomber wrote:
What one can I tell you,

could it be " Band by the centre, Mills where's your dresscords, Quick March "

or Cpl Mills someone has tipped a spitkid all down your back, after we spent

3 hrs brushing ourselves down before  a pre juniors inspection by Mr Dawson,

But I suppose I gotta go for a party I went to while at the Royal Tournament 84. I had just come out of Pompey Nick for doffing a Bandy ( Whome I apologise to now after all these years)

I was sent to be a spare and decided to lay very low and keep out of trouble.

Most people had gone home for the weekend and I was doing nothing much, so Tommo and JC said come to a party.

Tommo was taking his girlfriend of the time so I thought surely I can keep out of trouble there.

So off we went somewhere in the Smoke to this party mainly full of crabfats, I think Tommo's bird was a crabette.

There I was having a great time taking the pi$$ out of the crabs with JC and I quaffing free beer like it was going out of fashion and we get the call Tommo has doffed someone we gotta go.

Oh great Pompey nick again just what I need.

We leg it out the door stepping over the bloke Tommo had laid out and run up the road.

Thought we had got away with it, but no a couple of blokes came after us so we surrounded Tommo's crabette to guard her.

This bloke took a swing at me so I dropped him were he stood and we legged it off again .

As we were running Tommo said thats the bloke I dropped oops unlucky  

Managed to get back to Warick Hall without getting arrested thought no more of it.

2 days later in the Battery bar gets a tap on the shoulder by a Copper looking like this emoticon  

Thought oh no I'm gonna get arrested, he took his sunglasses off and had the biggest pair of shiners I've seen in a long time you got it, it was the bloke we had doffed and I nearly spat me beer out.

Fortunately he came to buy us a beer saying he'd never been dropped in his life though about twice in 1 night.

Phew!

I'd just like to say thanks for Tommo and JC for keeping me out of trouble  (not) and we must go to another party sometime

Regards,

Bomber.


Just to put matters straight - she was a Jenny, now my misses - Thank you  
Errol

admin wrote:
Geordie, Trev Darcy, Ollie and a few others were our advance party. They built a grot with roof, windows, door, flower boxes (painted on the side) and all sorts of other stuff. We just got hammered!

That was the 'Turtle Club' Deli
admin

That was them! I knew they had a name of sorts...
Wee Mac

Creased up on reading your pugilistic adventures during RT 84.
That copper should have talked to Jeff the Chef b4 having a pop at you. Ha! Ha! Fun days in the Vaults with Maurice.
PS. Only Bomber could pick a fight with the Black Watch Mili Band drummer at Dulles Airport, on the day we flew home. Smashing bottle of Bacardi Bomber HA Ha
Quick , hide. I can see Lt Roberts.
Errol

Hows Doris.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wee Mac

She's fine thanks Errol. Got a few problems with her undercarriage and pops loads of pills. Hows yours?
Errol

Okay thanks Mac.
geordie

glad you managed to get in to  the 21st century mac, best wishes to Doris and the kids? geordie
Wee Mac

Hello Brian, tookmea long time to get on the "net". Had a computer for ages but was an old one and the mouse inside couldn't take web stuff. so! got me self a lap top. Only did it so I could archive some really old family photos.
The family are fine thanks mate! More to the point, how is Annie? Last time we spoke she was not vey well.
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