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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3872
Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: Rab's Birthday |
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Happy 100th Birthday Rab......Hope you have a great day  |
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General Melchett Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 1674
Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:26 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Rab,
You'll have to wait a month or so for your present though...... _________________ I feel the need - The need for Tweed! |
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lesbryan Captain DOM


Joined: 10 Dec 2005 Posts: 2638
Location: Selby n Yorkshire
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:14 am Post subject: |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAB .from me too _________________ WISDOM IS STRENGTH
MANUS HEAC INIMICA TYRANNIS |
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townsergeant Officer Candidate


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 1957
Location: Great Mongeham
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:41 am Post subject: |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUW!.......SORRY, I MEAN RAB!
ADVICE TO THE ELDERLY:
'Remember to take in lots of liquids during this hot weather!'  _________________ Nill Illigitimi Carborundum |
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General Melchett Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 1674
Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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It must be about time for Huw's birthday again soon.... It would be a shame to miss it! _________________ I feel the need - The need for Tweed! |
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admin Site Admin


Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 3154
Location: Portsmouth
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sticky blue AIB Passed

Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 2087
Location: Peacehaven
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday to Rab, Happy Birthday to Rab - Happy Biii-iiirthdaaay toooo Raa-aab - Happy Birthday to you - Buss pass is the post -  _________________ I love to cook with wine, sometimes I put it in the food. |
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bootybandy PDM


Joined: 07 Nov 2005 Posts: 4307
Location: A nice wee town on the Solent, just biding my time.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Bertday to Ewe, Happy Bertday to Ewe, Happy Bertday to Raaa--aaabbb. Happy Bertday to Ewe. Cheers Matey, be celibate tonight and go Hell for Leather tomorrow....Have a nice weekend....Bri.  _________________ Wine is meant to be drunk............I am drunk.............Therefore am I wine??
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FFoglamp Warrant Officer 1


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 1585
Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAB !!!!
I think you should have a beer for every year of age you are !!!!!!
2nd thoughts - that would kill you. Just have a couple every night until you
catch up.
3rd thoughts - that would take till next birthday.
Oh sod it, just have a few wets, mate.
Well done on the big 100, did you get a telegram ?  _________________ | Visit my site | My personal page |
Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare. |
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 5343
Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks very much all of you...I'm not really 100.. ..You're getting mixed up with my weight...
Deli's wet is the strongest I'll manage I'm afraid, ..as I'm heavily committed at work this week..
(Not to mention the bed wetting risk that comes with age of course)..
Aaron... How the F**k did you know it was my birthday..????
I certainly didn't tell anyone, so this could be another little clue to your ID.. ..I had to divulge my date of birth on my Reunion application...
Ahaaa.. You're slipping mate....  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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Aaron Aardvark Forum Mascot

Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 3872
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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oohhhhh you know.......I have a very good memory  |
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MrJpig PDM


Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 4334
Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Hello Rab sorry I`m late
I`m just like you with a lot on my plate
Now that the day has turned to night
have you managed to stay upright?
Many good wishes have been put your way
as you are now a bit older than yesterday
I hope things are going well in your new career
and it won`t be long before we get a beer
Old age they say doesn`t come alone
I hope you don`t spend much of it laying prone
You`ll soon be needing a personal nurse
to help you with bathing and emptying your purse
So take it easy ol` chum of mine
and watch out for Micras that cross the line
I join with our friends from near and far
and wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY mate...see you at the bar ! :smt046  _________________ Visit The Hawthorns
I've given up jogging for my health. My thighs rub too much and set fire to my Slinks!! |
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RAB Light Division Bulge Major


Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 5343
Location: Perthshire....Playing in the lifts...
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:20 am Post subject: |
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Well I never ANDY mate,
That wee poem was just great,
Sad to hear you're working nights,
Guard watch patrol and quelling fights.
Didn't get a chance to drink,
Sensibility methinks,
Have to drive first thing in morn,
Don't want any more vans gorrrrrrrrn..
Some time soon we'll have a beer,
Me up there or you down here,
Until then I'll just stay sober,
See you at the bar October......  _________________ 'Never moon a werewolf'. |
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sticky blue AIB Passed

Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 2087
Location: Peacehaven
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:05 am Post subject: |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: |
Thanks very much all of you...I'm not really 100.. ..You're getting mixed up with my weight...
Deli's wet is the strongest I'll manage I'm afraid, ..as I'm heavily committed at work this week..
| Quote: | | (Not to mention the bed wetting risk that comes with age of course).. |
Aaron... How the F**k did you know it was my birthday..????
I certainly didn't tell anyone, so this could be another little clue to your ID.. ..I had to divulge my date of birth on my Reunion application...
Ahaaa.. You're slipping mate....  |
you could always get yourself some incontinence pads - bit like 'Huggies'  _________________ I love to cook with wine, sometimes I put it in the food. |
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greenfairy Corps Bandmaster


Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 1619
Location: getting ever closer to that padded cell
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Happy belated birthday!  _________________ ~Non Gratum Annus Rodentum~
“The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms”
All that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Little Dsyfunk |
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