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glynfreeman
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Must be when, after a sods opera for Charles & Di and being plied with numerous drinks from the wardroom, I awoke with my head hanging out of the hawser hole with the future PDM trying to drag me below before I was seen by anyone else.  |
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Dom Demolder
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Throwing up in a rubbish bin in the main square in Gib while a pongo band was beating retreat. My backside appeared on TV later but luckily not my face (spot the difference).
Sitting in a bar in Portugal with Grints, Ken W-E and Steve Weir slagging off our p**s head bandmaster and being overhead by a CPO from our escort ship who grassed us up. The RM barracks was sparkling for weeks afterwards. |
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bootybandy
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Dik Granger is not a P***h**d... Oooohhh,,,, on second thoughts. 
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Dom Demolder
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject: mmmm |
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| There was a great story about his y fronts disintegrating but maybe I won't go into that here. Pussers rum can do amazing things to your bladder apparently!! |
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Aaron Aardvark
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No.... perhaps we wont go down that particular little narrative
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RAB
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | No.... perhaps we wont go down that particular little narrative |
Why..??  Don't tell me HM's still stabled in the Yacht in Leith..??? |
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bootybandy
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | No.... perhaps we wont go down that particular little narrative |
Why..?? Don't tell me HM's still stabled in the Yacht in Leith..??? |
No, but I suspect she logs onto this Forum to get the lowdown on some of the culprits...
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Dom Demolder
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| A few years back there was a problem with one of the washing powder brands that had the same effect. Nothing to do with bladders though. Perhaps he was on the development team. |
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RAB
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| Dom Demolder wrote: | | A few years back there was a problem with one of the washing powder brands that had the same effect. Nothing to do with bladders though. Perhaps he was on the development team. |
Nothing bleaches the slinkies quite as well as uric acid..  ..Or so they tell me...  ....
Oops sorry HM..  |
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bootybandy
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There was once a famous brand of washing powder that was a sign used by women on the married patch in Rosyth that indicated that their Old Man was Out....
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Dom Demolder
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| I think that his old man wasn't capable of being out at that point. But... moving swiftly on |
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bootybandy
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| Dom Demolder wrote: | | I think that his old man wasn't capable of being out at that point. But... moving swiftly on |
Yes, his old man has an implement in it to enable him to aaahhhhhhhh.
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